Colorado L.O.W.F.I

Twas was the night before Christmas in a Denver suburb when a strange signal came calling but could not be heard, garages stayed silent and their doors would not rise, it twas truly a mystery this Christmas surprise.

On Saturday December 24th  40 Arvada residents living in the area of 76th and Quaker experienced a rather strange phenomenon, they found to their surprise that some unknown signal was interfering with their garage door openers.
Gina who lives in the area thought that she alone was experiencing trouble but soon learned of other neighbors experiencing the same thing. “Its really weird” she said.
Another resident Colin Cooper was amazed  “What if it’s a UFO?” he joked
Supposed experts who were called in said that the signal could be coming from any number of things, such as Coffee makers, Christmas lights, or various other household appliances.
If this explanation sounds a little hokey to you, you’re not alone.   Those in the know later told Gina and her neighbors that a signal big enough to cause this kind of problem could not possibly come from small household items like Coffee Makers or Christmas lights.

Conspiracy theorist’s are already jumping all over this one, claiming that the signal probably came from Denver International Airport which is just thirty minutes east of Arvada.
DIA Could be the origin of the signal, but keep in mind that there’s also the Rocky Mountain Arsenal and Commerce City in-between Arvada and DIA.  Rocky Mountain is suppose to be shut down but knowing the military they’re always conducting secret experiments.  There’s also the possibility that even though he was joking Mr Coopers UFO comment could be correct, there have been several ORB sightings above Commerce city over the past few months, I don’t know about you, but any of these three explanations sound way more feasible than a coffee maker.

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