Restructuring LOWFI as Arizona Bay
February 14th, 2009 | 
Author: “Ahhh, it’s gone, it’s gone, it’s gone…All the shitty shows are gone, all the idiots screaming in the fucking wind are dead, I love it…leaving nothing but a cool, beautiful serenity called Arizona Bay. That’s right, when L.A. falls in the fucking ocean and is flushed away, all it will leave is Arizona Bay….” – Bill Hicks
Recently I stumbled across a map of what the U.S. will look like after the coming prophesied (by some) Earth Changes. Years ago, I had seen this same map in a north coast new age shop and smirked and snortled accordingly, but whatever the reason may be, it certainly can’t be denied that some sort of global climate change is currently underway, whether caused by HAARP, Al Gore’s Global Warming agenda, or just a cyclic pattern that occurs time and again over the course Mother Earth’s many rotations.
The map in question (above) was produced by psychic channeler Lori Toye in 1983, and doesn’t bode well for the current structure of LOWFI. Most of California and the Pacific Northwest will be submerged in the resultant deluge, a future Atlantis in the Atlantic. Skylaire will either have to join me on the island of central California, or take refuge in sunny San Diego. Regan Lee in Oregon appears sunk, and the fate of Mothman experiencer Andy Colvin in Washington State doesn’t appear much drier. Jarret Keene in Nevada is appropriately buried in the watery ruins no doubt on account for the wicked and wanton ways exhibited by a sinful state that allows such vagaries as gambling and prostitution. (God can be pissy this way!) Looks like Thomas Cosgrove is Arizona will have beach front property, no doubt driving up the value of his home and making it a prime tourist destination ala Bill Hick’s Arizona Bay. Everybody else looks high and dry for the time being…that is, until the aliens come and snatch them up!
Learn more about Lori Toye’s ascended master channelings here.
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That was suppose to take place in the year 2000. Lori has been on c2c since then and really had no explanation of why the ascended masters were wrong. Possibly they should be called ascended guessers.
Pshew, that was a close one!
Aaaaahhhhhhh … “Doomsday Cartography.”
A favorite of mine as a lover of maps.
Awwwww, Dude!!
I just bought a RAD retro longboard and orange shorts!
Buzzkill.
Yet another synchronicity! A few days ago, I was saying that we need to add another “Western” state. It seems imperative that we add West Virginia to the LOWFI federation, as one can see from the map that WV would be saved in the event of cataclysm!